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Ok, this is dedicated to some of the stuff some people have said..we're all soooo sad people :)
Random in maths 1: (whispering loud enough for the class to hear) Why is this class so quiet?
random 2: (slightly louder than random 1) Because you touch yourself at night.
And i live in gow-Y!!! - megan (!!!)
Troy: Tools!!!
Me: ...Are you calling them tools?
T: Nah, i'm helping them with the computer.
Troy: (out of nowhere) Tools!!!
Me: Uh, are you calling them tools?
Troy: umm, no..i'm helping them with the computer
Teacher: you cant just say 'sorry officer, i know i was suppose to be driving, but i dont know how i suddenly drunk a whole case of beer!'
random: DAMMIT!! I hate it when that happens!
Caz: (on narelle's new boyfriend?) Soo he's got blonde hair, blue eyes
me: and big tits?
*awquard silence*
me: eheheh...oh crap.
Teacher: and why do you guys think there are so many car accidents on sunday morning?
random: they are going home drunk from partys?
stephen: most people go to church on sunday morning..
*awquard silence*
EVERYONE in the class: lol.
Me: (quietly to stephen) But wouldnt god be watching over them?
Myra: your so fat you cant even get through a bus door!!!!
Me: Hey myra, guess what i'm doing now? I'm going on a bus!!
totally retarded guy: Bronwyn, your dead!
Me: *breaks down in hysterics*
(not long later)
teacher:..so what would you do if you have a punchured tire?
random (no, it wasnt stephen): Pray to god?
Me: Troy! Stop thinking!!! Your killing small puppies!
Troy: I dont like puppies..
Me: Fine! Your killing small puppies, kittens, and ponies!
Troy: I dont like them either!
Stephen: (out of NOWHERE!!!) I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
Myra and Me: Uh, what?
Me: *pause* Oh...i get it *sniggers*
Random one: My boyfriend hits me, because im an ugly mole.
Random two: Thats sexual assult, you mole.
Random one: Yeah, i rape chicks, even through they usally die half way through it.
Random two: ....YOU NEOFILIAC!!! (sp?)
(i guess you had to be there to understand this. And if you've never seen that ad, you wouldnt understand :D)
Ashley: what'd you have for breakfast?
Me: (to tune of all i want for christmas is my two front teeth..lol!!!) All i had for breakfast is two lollypops, yeah my two lollypops! One is rasberry, and one is strawberry, and i got them from the servo across the road!
(yes, you did have to be there. Enough said)
*fire alarm goes off*
me: (runs up to troy, who has the words dont panic on his jersey) TROY!!!! DONT PANIC!!!
troy: ...i'm not!
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